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William C. Eigel is an American politician who represented the 23rd district in the Missouri State Senate from 2017 to 2025. A member of the Republican Party, he was first elected in 2016 and assumed his seat on January 4, 2017. Eigel is a former captain in the United States Air Force, having served from 2009 to 2016.
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Nemadus colonoides is a species of beetle in the Leiodidae family that can be found in such European countries as Belarus, Belgium, Bulgaria, Croatia, Czech Republic, France, Germany, Italy, Latvia, Poland, Romania, Slovakia, Slovenia, Scandinavia, and the Netherlands.
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