{"type":"general","setup":"Why do valley girls hang out in odd numbered groups?","punchline":"Because they can't even.","id":353}
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{"type":"general","setup":"Where do hamburgers go to dance?","punchline":"The meat-ball.","id":285}
{"type":"general","setup":"What do you call a group of killer whales playing instruments?","punchline":"An Orca-stra.","id":209}
{"type":"general","setup":"What do you call a pile of cats?","punchline":"A Meowtain.","id":214}
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