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{"slip": { "id": 179, "advice": "Never regret. If it's good, it's wonderful. If it's bad, it's experience."}}

{"fact":"Cats are subject to gum disease and to dental caries. They should have their teeth cleaned by the vet or the cat dentist once a year.","length":133}

{"slip": { "id": 71, "advice": "It is easy to sit up and take notice, what's difficult is getting up and taking action."}}

{"slip": { "id": 204, "advice": "The best nights out are when people around you are simply having fun."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 84, "advice": "Never set an alarm clock unless you know how to switch it off"}}